June 27th, 2010 Headsman
On this date* in 1497, two commoners who led an uprising against the Tudor dynasty were hanged at Tyburn.
“Henry Tudor’s” legitimacy on an English throne he had recently conquered was still a bit shaky, which is why he had to worry about pretenders to begin with (and also why his son would become so infamous looking for heirs).
Despite disappointingly finding no help for their cause in oft-rebellious Kent, the Cornish men decided to go it alone.
A statue of Michael Joseph An Gof and Thomas Flamank. Image (c) John Durrant and used with permission.
Under the leadership of blacksmith Michael Joseph (or Michael An Gof; An Gof simply translates as the man’s profession) and barrister Thomas Flamank (or Flammock) — injudiciously joined by one Lord Audley** — 15,000 or so marched to the outskirts of London, where they were trounced in the Battle of Deptford Bridge.
As commoners, Joseph and Flamank were condemned to the barbarous hanging-drawing-quartering death, but Henry commuted it to simple hanging with posthumous dismembering lest the popular leaders’ public torture spark fresh trouble in their native stomping-grounds. (Michael Joseph prophesied that posterity would confer upon these martyrs “a name perpetual and a fame permanent and immortal.” The authorities still did the dismembering bits, only posthumously, and put the heads up on pikes.)
After all, the fact that these troublemakers had marched right up to London before anyone had opposed them underscored Henry’s own potential vulnerability. Even the noble that Henry sent out to whip the marchers might have had one finger to the wind before deciding which side would be the winner.
As events would prove, the king was right to worry.
First as tragedy, then as farce
Seeing how much latent disaffection had been readily converted to action in Cornwall, Perkin Warbeck decided to make his big move later that same year in 1497 by landing there near Land’s End.
A few thousand joined the ensuing Second Cornish Uprising, but it came to much the same end — and resulted, this time, in Warbeck’s own capture and eventual execution.
* Some Wikipedia articles assert June 24, but June 27 seems attested by better authorities. I have not been able to pin down primary documentation proving either date, but the maintenance of June 27th as “An Gof Day” disposes the case. (There was a big 500th anniversary march for the occasion in 1997.) Claims that all three were executed on June 28 appear to be simply mistaken.
** As a peer, Audley got the chop instead of the hemp: he was beheaded on June 28. The rank-and-file were generally pardoned.
On this day..
- 1844: Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism, lynched - 2016
- 1948: Tessie Hutchinson, Lottery winner - 2015
- 1622: Samuel Korecki, defeated magnate - 2014
- 1794: Simon-Nicholas Henri Linguet, who defended Nero - 2013
- 1740: Artemy Volynsky - 2012
- 1845: Not William Weaver, defended by Abraham Lincoln - 2011
- 1777: William Dodd, mind wonderfully concentrated - 2009
- 1950: Milada Horáková, democrat and feminist - 2008
Tags: 1490s, 1497, battle of deptford bridge, cornish rebellion, henry vii, james tuchet, june 27, michael an gof, michael joseph, perkin warbeck, tax revolts, thomas flamank, thomas flammock, tudor england