Executed Today’s Guide to Halloween, Part II (Click here for Part I.)
Not enough time to assemble an individual masterpiece to play Halloween make-believe? Looking at that off-the-rack costume, that witch outfit from last year, and sighing that it’ll have to do?
No sweat.
Let Executed Today help you go from so generic to sui generis with a horrible backstory that adds conversation-starting depth to the most bland of disguises.
Witch
The Halloween standby has a few hundred thousand real-life executions of which we’ve covered a bare handful.
Anne de Chartraine, a Walloon teenager burnt for witchcraft during the Thirty Years’ War, makes a good characterization of the classic black-hat-and-broomstick outfit.
More complex occultist disguises might consider presenting themselves as poisoner La Voisin, author Jacques Cazotte or the Weirs.
Pirate
Avast, ye sea-dog — there be more pirates than Blackbeard.
Men (especially leftists, anarchists and Bostonians — but I repeat myself) will enjoy answering the inevitable question when representing as William Fly. Ladies — think Anne Bonny and Mary Read.
Ghost
Appropriately, the Great White North has interesting specters to round out the old white-sheet look. Haunt the scene of the kegstand as Madame Marie Josephte Corriveau or assassin Patrick Whelan.
Roman
Cicero is an obvious choice for the toga set, but consider writing Catiline on the nametag instead.
For the whole centurion look, call yourself Sejanus and start settling scores.
Soldier
There are many military looks for many times and places, of course, lots of them liable to be politically touchy in the wrong crowd.
Partisans like Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya and Evagoras Pallikarides cut heroic figures with a plain set of clothes, some basic military gear, and a knapsack full of consonants.
More formally equipped modern-ish choices of various different lands include Francisco Caamano, Breaker Morant, Mikhael Tukhachevsky, Claus von Stauffenberg, Dmytro Bilinchuk, Emil August Fieldorf, and Theophile Maupas et al.
Werewolf
This blog will always have a special place at the stake for supposed real-life lycanthrope Peter Stubbe, the “Werewolf of Bedburg” who was profiled in our very first post: he was executed October 31, 1589.
Executioner
Of course, there is one ubiquitous character in these pages — and his face isn’t always well-hidden.
Klutzy Brit Jack Ketch, prolific French Revolution headsman Sanson, U.S. President Grover Cleveland and (helpfully, for Halloween) flamboyantly costumed Italian executioner Mastro Titta are among the famous characters to tread the scaffold boards.
Creative Commons pumpkin image courtesy of fabbio
On this day..
- 1979: Jesse Bishop
- 1943: Désiré Pioge, abortionist
- 1847: Peder Ringeneie
- 1943: Piotr Jarzyna, Polish Resistance
- 1829: Matej Tatarka, outlaw
- 1773: Four convict labor escapees in Maryland
- 1584: Anders Bengtsson, unchristian man and tyrant
- 1875: Henry Brown, Skinker assassin
- 1865: Johnson Speed, arson bystander
- 1941: Forty-eight French hostages
- 2008: Wang Zhendong, ant profiteer
- 1789: The murderers of the baker Francois
- 1858: Marion Ira Stout, for loving his sister
- Nine Executed People Who Make Great Halloween Costumes